Public Chatter

christopher christopher : I often forget that people still smoke, until I walk into the restroom in a county park. Wait, what did I just say?!?
about 4 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I find it really interesting that cases of #Guinness pint glasses show how to pour a pint correctly.
about 5 days, 11 hours, 19 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I was thinking there was a leak, as I've had this issue before. So, I played kill-a-keg. A lot tougher alone, but Perhaps more satisfying.
about 18 days, 12 hours, 16 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Ah, what to do with what seems to be a leaky #homebrew keg? Seems, in that I needed gas three weeks apart.
about 18 days, 12 hours, 24 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : The rules of the league limit you to for runs an inning. Why are we playing with the infield in to stop that fourth run on a non-force out.
about 19 days, 18 hours, 49 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : To call timeout, we've learned you have to be in the infield, in fair territory with the ball.
about 19 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I'm still wondering if this is a softball game, where you try to score runs or call timeout as quickly as possible and conceding the hit.
about 19 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : That's now the 2nd parent complaining of a fly flying in their mouth. Maybe if you shut it and instead of your inane chatter?!?
about 19 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Now for an 8U #TravelSoftball game. I just got to overhear the entire saga of another parent's billing trouble.
about 19 days, 19 hours, 32 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I'm hurting today, after a very late night that started with #HappyHour and a friend's band playing.
about 19 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Another 9U #TravelBaseball game where our starting pitcher overdoes it, and we start falling apart.
about 25 days, 18 hours, 48 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Ah, baseball/softball is done for the weekend. Time to relax... wait, I have to be at work in sixteen hours?!?
about 32 days, 13 hours, 30 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Just making sure that the pool guys come Monday or Tuesday by doing the vacuuming myself today.
about 32 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Was I at a 9U #TravelBaseball game or church? Everyone is holier than thou, in the name of the children.
about 33 days, 13 hours, 35 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Why does the DJ playing Walk This Way look like he's mixing it himself?
about 45 days, 10 hours, 16 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I thought @jmperf was getting choked up during the ceremony until I definitively heard a yawn.
about 45 days, 13 hours, 37 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I knew I was running low and would need CO2 sooner rather than later for the #homebrew kegerator. Nothing like running out at 7 AM for it.
about 48 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Year Two. Day One. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who noticed.
about 58 days, 19 hours, 55 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : So the Spring Concert is the orchestra, band and then recorders. Who walks in during Act III looking for a seat? #Why
about 64 days, 10 hours, 29 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I think French cuffs are completely lost on ten year old. #Why
about 64 days, 10 hours, 30 minutes ago twitter